Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed.
A political party for the people the system forgot to count. Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm.
For the people the system forgot to count.
We are not here to disrupt. We are here to lie down comfortably while everyone else disrupts. The Cockroach Janta Party stands for the chronically overlooked, the perpetually exhausted, and anyone who has ever been told to "just network."
Like our namesake, we are resilient, unkillable, and impossible to fully evict. We will outlast every news cycle.
Five Demands. Non-negotiable. Mostly.
- Free unlimited wifi, because that is where the HQ is.
- Sack the Education Minister, and we have a petition ready.
- An official day of rest, followed by another day of rest.
- Recognition that doing nothing is, in fact, a full-time job.
- Snacks at every rally. Non-negotiable. This one is serious.
Join the Party
Requirements: a pulse, a grievance, and a working internet connection (occasionally). Fill this out and you are basically a founding member.
Send a Rant
Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment. We read everything. Eventually.